question will always be the same: How can I seduce boys so they'll be in love
with me ?
kinda tired of those girl dressed like prostitutes who make the guys fall for
them, you know.
I have a boy who will love me back ?
Dearest Lonely Katy,
Miz Fitz is feeling silly
today. Rest assured, this is perfectly normal. So when she read the words
“Can’t I have a boy who will love me back?” she immediately thought of Popeye
the Sailor Man.
Popeye: Olives, I wants yez
t’ love me back!
Olive Oyl: But Popeye, I do
love your back! You have a very nice back!
Popeye (frustrated): Not me back, Olives! Love me back th’ way I
Olive Oyl: Oh Popeye! My
Miz Fitz then googled
“Popeye” and found 13 million images, not one of which showed Popeye from the
back. So here is a picture of Popeye from the front.
Now, as for your real
question, Miz Fitz would like to point out that it is very easy to seduce a
boy. Making him love you is a somewhat more difficult undertaking.
Fashion, Flirting, and
Fascination will get a boy’s attention. Earning his love will take Truth,
Trust, and Time. Alas, Miz Fitz herself is very good at the three Fs, but she
is very bad at the three Ts, so she shares your pain, and spends her lonely
hours searching for a picture of Popeye’s back.