Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Sexist, Rude, Silly, and Lewd

Dear Miz Fitz,

My mom read your blog and she says you are sexist and rude. She also said that book you recommend, What Boys Really Want, looks silly and lewd. What do you think about that?


Dear Darla,

Your mother is being a typical hysterical woman. If Miz Fitz ever meets her, she will make an obscene gesture and flounce off in a Fitzy huff. Furthermore, What Boys Really Want is vulgar, idiotic fun.

So you see, your mother is technically correct on all counts: Miz Fitz is, in fact, sexist and rude, and the book in question is silly and lewd.

Now…what was your question?

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