Oh wise miz fitz,
How much do boobs matter?
It all depends on your point of view. Recent data, based on interviews with 239 four-month-old infants, produced the following informative bar graph.
As you can see, if you are an infant, boobs are very important indeed! Researchers also found it interesting how important nostrils are to infants. Possibly this is due to them always looking up into them. In any case, the importance of boobs is directly related to how infantile one is.