Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Love Tests

Dear Miz Fitz,

How do you know when a boy is in love with you ?


Katherine P.

Dearest Katherine,

You can never be certain where love is concerned. Here are two simple tests you can perform.*

Ask him. If he immediately says, “Yes,” you can be sure he’s lying and he only wants to investigate your undergarments. If he blushes and stammers but does not run away screaming, you are on the right track.

Offer him a taste of your lollipop, which has been in your mouth for some time. If he accepts, and does not run to the nearest water fountain to rinse it off, love may be a factor.

*Miz Fitz makes no guarantees—your mileage may vary. Good luck!

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