I'm Too Sexy For My Ears

Dear Miz Fitz,

Whenever I dress real sexy, my boyfriend wants to have, you know, real sex. But when I dress like a slob he just wants to eat or watch sports. What should I do?

—Anya

Dear Anya,

There are fashion choices other than “sexy” and “slob.” Have you tried dressing up like a giant rabbit?

—Miz Fitz, Rabbit Lover


Here's something you should know about vengeance demons. We don't groove with the "sorry". We prefer "Oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones" 
—Anya, Vengeance Demon, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer