I wrote you before about my boyfriend’s mouth hanging open all the time and I followed your superglue advice and now he’s really mad at me. He can’t talk, but I can just tell by the way he looks at me. I am never listening to you again!
P.S. I hate you.
Doreen!!!!!Please tell me you didn’t superglue his mouth shut!?!?! You were supposed to apply the glue to your own eyelids. Next time, try that. Sheesh.
—MIz Fitz (shaking her head in wonder)
Today's words of wisdom: A fool may be advice-proof, but no advice is foolproof.