Emergency Medical Advice

Hey Miz Fitz,

How do I know if a guy doesn’t like me or is just shy?

—qwertygurl

Qwerty,

Those two things are not mutually exclusive. Maybe he doesn’t like you AND he’s shy. Here’s a test. Ask him out. If he turns red, he’s shy. If he gags, he doesn’t like you. If he does both, perform the Heimlich maneuver.

— Miz Fitz, Life Saver