Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Emergency Medical Advice

Hey Miz Fitz,
How do I know if a guy doesn’t like me or is just shy?

Those two things are not mutually exclusive. Maybe he doesn’t like you AND he’s shy. Here’s a test. Ask him out. If he turns red, he’s shy. If he gags, he doesn’t like you. If he does both, perform the Heimlich maneuver.
— Miz Fitz, Life Saver

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