Dear Miz Fitz,
My friends are always talking about bases, like, “I let him get to second base.” But it seems to me that there should be more than four bases. How many bases do they have in countries where there is no baseball?
—Nada Cubs Fan
In Eastern Bogzillia, there are seventeen bases. I believe the State Department has issued a Travel Advisory.— The Intrepid Miz Fitz, Globetrotter