Miz Fitz Gets Judgmental

Miz Fitz's mailbox has been quiet lately, so she wishes to take this opportunity to mention that her favorite author is a finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize.

And now, on to today's question...

Dear Miz Fitz,

I have two boyfriends and—

Stop!  Miz Fitz notices that slutty behavior and its consequences seems to be becoming a theme here.  Is cheating on the rise?  Or is it something about this blog that attracts harlots, trollops, and floozies? Two boyfriends is one too many, or in your case perhaps two too many. Like the Nelson brothers.