Contest Entry #1: "I'll Never Ask Again."

Dear Miz Fitz,
My boyfriend says to me "let's just try this once , and if you don't like it, I'll never ask again." Should I believe him, he's a nice guy and all, but?

—M

Miz Fitz is Suspicious. Very Suspicious. For example, he may be talking about eggplant. People who love eggplant are unstoppable in their efforts to convert others to the heinous fruit. Even if you try it once and hate it, he may continue to sneak it into dishes such as macaroni and cheese, or chocolate pudding. Or he might be referring to attending a four hour monster truck rally, or a twelve hour session of Dungeons and Dragons, or some other unsavory activity that will leave you with a lifetime of regret, in which case “once” is once too many. Proceed with caution, if at all.

—The Dubious Miz Fitz


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