Dear Miz Fitz,
My boyfriend has invited me to Thanksgiving dinner with his family, and there are like fifty of them, and I'm a vegetarian. Help!
—Terrified of the Turkey
Miz Fitz recommends vegetable-based pepper spray. This will ensure that you are not invited back next year.
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