Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

New Year's Resolutions

Dear Miz Fitz,

I made a list of ten New Year's resolutions and I already broke three of them. I feel terrible. Am I a bad person?


Dear Guilt,

The problem might not be you, but your resolutions. Did your list include lose weight, get straight "A"s, and stop acting bitchy? If so, you are doomed to fail.

Miz Fitz has her own list, which she would like to share:

Miz Fitz's 2012 New Year's Resolutions

1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Dream
4. Love

These are achievable goals. If you want to feel good about yourself, set the bar low.

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