I have a serious question. How important is intelligence in boys? I mean, this guy I’ve been seeing is lots of fun and really good-looking, but he’s not all that bright. Is that going to be a problem?
Miz Fitz assumes that by “not all that bright,” you mean is somewhat less bright than you, but brighter than, say, an armadillo. Rest assured, that is perfectly normal. The real question is, Can he be trained?
—The Perspicacious Miz Fitz