Last week I went over to my boyfriend’s. He was watching a football game. I tried to get cuddly, but he kind of ignored me. When the game was over, he seemed really distant. I told him I loved him, but he didn’t say anything back to me. He just kept staring in the distance and acting like I wasn’t there. I had a feeling he was going to dump me. Right in the middle of me talking he turned on the TV again. So I got extra cuddly, and we ended up making out. Then he fell asleep and I went home and cried for an hour. I think he must be bored with me. Do you think he’s fallen in love with someone else?
—Sara
Dear Sara,
Never make the mistake of crediting a boy with subtlety, intelligence or depth. Your boyfriend was probably thinking: Packers lost. I’m kinda tired. Girl talks a lot. Got me some nookie, though.
—Thoughtfully yours, Miz Fitz
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