Dear Miz Fitz,
My mother bought me a pair of jeggings but I think they make my legs look fat. If I try to take them back or refuse to wear them, she’ll just tell me I should lose weight. I don't know what to do!
—Pleasingly (except in jeggings) Plump
Miz Fitz loves people of all sizes and shapes, but she does not love people in jeggings. In fact, she does not love anything in jeggings. Also, she does not love skorts or boxer thongs.—The Always Stylish but Never Faddish Miz Fitz