Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The Morning Ordeal

Dear Miz Fitz,
My school is too far to walk to and I can’t get anybody to drive me so I have to take the bus and I don’t like it. 
—Reluctant Rider

Dear Reluctant,
What is it you don’t like about inserting yourself into a long, squarish metal tube with fifty or sixty random teenagers at O-dark-thirty in the morning?  Could it be that you do not enjoy the commingling of mango bodywash, perfume, sports deodorant and mystery hair product?  Miz Fitz recommends that you crack a window, and whatever you do, do not light a match.
—The Delicate Miz Fitz

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