Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

If you are reading this and you are a boy, congratulations!

Dear Miz Fitz,
Can you tell if a guy is any good by what he reads?

Miz Fitz sez:
Why certainly!  You may assign points as follows:
STOP sign = 1 point.
Mad Magazine = 2 points
The Astonishing X-Men = 3 points
Any book with no pictures = 4 points
Entire Harry Potter series = 5 points.
Foreign movie subtitles = 6 points
Wrathlust Hollow = 7 points
Rebecca = 8 points
Seventeen page letter written by you = 9 points
Miz Fitz’s blog = 10 points.
Pride and Prejudice = Marry Me.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. —Erica Jong

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