If you are reading this and you are a boy, congratulations!

Dear Miz Fitz,

Can you tell if a guy is any good by what he reads?

—Bookworm

Miz Fitz sez:

Why certainly!  You may assign points as follows:

STOP sign = 1 point.

Mad Magazine = 2 points

The Astonishing X-Men = 3 points

Any book with no pictures = 4 points

Entire Harry Potter series = 5 points.

Foreign movie subtitles = 6 points

Wrathlust Hollow = 7 points

Rebecca = 8 points

Seventeen page letter written by you = 9 points

Miz Fitz’s blog = 10 points.

Pride and Prejudice = Marry Me.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. —Erica Jong