Non Sequitur

Dear Miz Fitz,

What do you do about too many shoes?

—Concerned

Miz Fitz does not understand. “Too many shoes” does not compute.  Please clarify.

Miz Fitz,

I am having a closet crisis.

—Still Concerned

Miz Fitz understands now.  Your problem is not “too many shoes,” it is “too few closets.”