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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Miz Fitz Gets Low-Tech

Dear Miz Fitz,
This guy I’m going out with uses this deodorant or cologne or something that makes me sneeze, like, constantly.  Is this a superglue situation?
—Achoo

Achoo,
On the advice of her attorney, Miz Fitz is no longer recommending high-tech adhesives. Consider the lowly clothespin.
—MF

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