Goodyear Makes Blimps, Too

 Miz Fitz,

Why are boys obsessed with breasts?

—A Cup

Miz Fitz Sez:

Boys are mostly obsessed with themselves. However, it is true that guys can’t help gawking at cleavage. They like looking at monster trucks, too. That doesn’t mean they want one filling up their driveway.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. —Dave Barry