I was wondering, Miz Fitz,
Why do boys punch each other?
—Perplexed
Miz Fitz sez:
Boys "punch" because they have not evolved venomous fangs, talons, stingers, clubbed tails, tusks, hooves, or noxious sprays with which to injure one another. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. —Emo Phillips
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