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Monday, September 26, 2011

The Truth About Sexy English Teachers

Dear Miz Fitz,
My English teacher is so hot I can’t hear a word he says, so when he calls on me I’m like, “Huh?” and then I turn all red and stuff.  This is a serious problem.  I think about him all the time, and I am flunking his class.  Help!
—Obsessed








Dear Obsessed,
Miz Fitz gets a lot of letters about “hot” English teachers, sometimes with photos attached.  Ladies, here is some news: Your English teachers are not all that hot
However, in her tender youth, Miz Fitz once had a seven second crush on Justin Bieber, so she understands the whole irrational fascination thing.  As for flunking, you need to hire a tutor. Preferably a cute tutor who is less than twice your age.
—Miz Bieber.  I mean, Fitz.





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