Dear Miz Fitz,
My boyfriend broke up with me when he heard that I’d been making out with this friend of his (true, but it wasn’t serious), then he called me some really creepy names and stuff, and majorly keyed my mom’s car, and then told my all my friends I was a skanky ho. That was two weeks ago, and now he’s all like, “I’m So Sorry,” and he wants to get back together but my mom won’t let me go out with him until he pays for having her car repainted. What do you think?
—Crazee in Love
Dear Crazee,Miz Fitz thinks you two should elope and emigrate to Tierra del Fuego, wherever that is.