Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Friday, September 9, 2011

Godot! Call Me!

Dear Miz Fitz,
If a boy says he’s going to call you and then he doesn’t, how long should you wait before texting him?
—Four Days Seventeen Hours and Counting

Dear Four,
Scientists say that the universe will end in approximately a kajillion bazillion years.  Text him then.
—Miz Fitz, who Waits for No One

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