I am one of those Y-chromosome types you like to rag on, but I have a serious question. Why don’t girls just say what they want instead of beating around the bush? I mean, what is it with all the hints and suggestions and stuff? If you don’t want to watch wrestling on TV again, just say so!
My Dear Y-Chromosomer,
This has been a test of your emotional intelligence. It seems you have failed.
—Miz Fitz, XX