Dear Miz Fitz,
I am attracted to boys who do dangerous things. Is that wrong?
—Victoria
Dear Victoria,
Genetically speaking, you are drawn to such boys in hopes that they will return to the cave with a fat, tasty mastodon. Far better to have a danger-loving boyfriend than to perform such hazardous tasks on your own.
—Miz Fitz, who prefers her mastadon rare, but not extinct. Alas.
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