Miz Fitz Professes to Know All!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Speaking of the Caveman Diet...

Dear Miz Fitz,
I am attracted to boys who do dangerous things. Is that wrong?

Dear Victoria,
Genetically speaking, you are drawn to such boys in hopes that they will return to the cave with a fat, tasty mastodon. Far better to have a danger-loving boyfriend than to perform such hazardous tasks on your own.
—Miz Fitz, who prefers her mastadon rare, but not extinct.  Alas.

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