Dear Miz Fitz,
I am attracted to boys who do dangerous things. Is that wrong?
Genetically speaking, you are drawn to such boys in hopes that they will return to the cave with a fat, tasty mastodon. Far better to have a danger-loving boyfriend than to perform such hazardous tasks on your own.—Miz Fitz, who prefers her mastadon rare, but not extinct. Alas.