I am very upset with you. That photo you said was Angelina Jolie was NOT ANGELINA JOLIE!!! In fact, I'm pretty sure it was actually Marilyn Manson. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Ha ha, you have caught Miz Fitz in her little joke. Miz Fitz has also received communications from both Angelina's and Marilyn's attorneys. They have asked her to post a correction. Since Miz Fitz is terrified of lawyers, she has agreed to do so. Here is a photo of Angelina Jolie as she appeared in the ninth grade. You read it on the internet, so it must be true.
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